Chain Chomp Desk Lamp
BELONGS IN YOUR OWN PERSONAL MUSEUM OF MODERN ARF
Mario doesn't have an easy life. Despite his job description as a plumber (until very recently), somehow he's the member of the Mushroom Kingdom who's always chosen to rescue the princess (who is in another castle). He has to dodge man-eating plants, jump over lava, and avoid the lunging of Chain Chomps. It's a hard life. He should probably ask for a raise or at least some therapy.
Straight from Chompworks Galaxy comes the Super Mario Chain Chomp Lamp, perfect for lighting up your workspace so you can ask for that raise or just finish your homework. This task light has the Chain Chomp's head on a swivel so that you can direct the beam just where you need it. And it uses an LED bulb, so it doesn't get hot like the ones in Super Mario Sunshine. Still, you probably shouldn't put your hand too close.