This Is Fine Dog
It's really here! You've seen Question Hound all over the internet, eternally burning. Now you can buy him and have a friend that you can hug whenever you want and is a constant reminder of just how perpetually near the precipice of devastation we all are. From this comic.
Plush Info: about 12" tall, 100% polyester, non-flammable, made in China in ICTI-CARE certified facilities. All dogs come pre-melted.