Iron Man Stark Industries Sweatpants
STARK INDUSTRIES: We're putting on the future one leg at a time.
Here at Stark Industries, we pride ourselves on designing, engineering, and producing superior...well, everything.
Sure, we're known for our impactful technologies that improve the quality of life, the environment, and the environment's quality of life, but we're branching out into intelligent home goods and comfort-regulating clothing.
Our first foray into the field of fashionable, comfortable, lounge-ready clothing? Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on our Iron Man Stark Industries Logo Men's Pajama Pants!
Made from a soft 100% cotton, these EXCLUSIVE Stark Industries sleep pants for men feature the bold S.I. logo along the leg, accompanied by our equally bold -- and very much attainable -- mission statement:
"Changing the World for a Better Future."
Because we can. And we will.
Don't roll your eyes -- our boss built an armor that can reroute rivers and juggle mountains. Your boss? He got "handsy" at the Christmas party. There's a lawsuit pending.
More reasons why your brand-new Stark Industries pajamas are simply the coolest:
- Soft? Oh, yeah.
- An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
- Button-down fly.
- Spacious pockets!
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